When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
I doubt this is a coincidence. Keep an eye on her.
reasons why babies are not needed
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.